Saturday, May 5, 2012


I have a problem, dear readers. I know what you are thinking, but before you unleash your chorus of "Well DUH." Hear me out. This is a problem I've had for a while. When people compliment me on my amazing good looks, I don't know whether I should say "Thank you" or "You're welcome"! You see what I'm saying?

Ok, I'm sorry. That was mean. What's that though? How have I been? That is what you are thinking right? It is either that or "This guy should really stop trying to read our minds, he sucks at it." I'm gonna assume the former, because we are, like best friends! I have been well. Just living the dream. The dream where I'm going to school and whatnot. Thankfully not the one where I go to school in just my underwear, though. I kinda wish I was living the dream where I was able to run super fast, but unfortunately that is not the one. 
It's a good dream

I do have to apologize for my absence, I know you have missed me. Ok, now I'm sure you're thinking that I suck at mind reading, and frankly it isn't appreciated. Anyway, I am sorry. I feel like I say that every blog post. I need to stop that.

So yesterday was international post "May the 4th be with you!" on your Facebook wall day. That was fun wasn't it? A fun day to watch the Avengers! To be fair Sam Jackson was in it. How awesome would it have been if, along with the eyepatch, Nick fury had two hook hands? Then we could argue over whether or not he was Mace Windu in disguise. 

Who is he really?

I know you are thinking that this is the nerdiest thing you have ever heard, but I can assure you that that is not the nerdiest thing I have ever said. Not even close. 

It isn't even the nerdiest thing I have shoddily conceptualized on Photoshop.

I am way stoked for this summer though. Why? In 3 words: DARK KNIGHT RISES. In several words: That movie is going to be the cinematic experience of a lifetime and I am losing my mind watching the trailers.  And in other news my first nephew is due around the same time. How awesome would it be if he was born on Batman day!? Steph, make it happen. For me. 

Thursday, May 3, 2012