Someone told me you had a blog. They said it was pretty funny...- Woman at Church

You have a blog? Hm...- Uninterested person

Well, it's a blog alright- My good friend

I love your blog! -Person who may or may not be real

Zak, you are so silly... -My own Mother

BAHAHAHAHAHA! Hilarious! It's like this person is inside my head!- Me

Why are you sitting here writing fake reviews for your stupid blog?- My brother